JIZZ CITY
in 2085
in 2085
by: Klaud 'Wess'
Few people would believe anything would ever exist after
the collapse of Detroit and Chicago in 2030, but lo and behold
2055 brought us the new and improved Jizz City.
For those unfamiliar with the story, federal and local governments finally gave up on the two cities and put the land up for sale. Within a few years later the land was acquired by a privately owned global successor known as Sicko Inc. In fact, after finalizing the sale, other great traditional cities used the same manner to exit the Union.
Before long Sicko Inc. gobbled up 85% of these former cities which helped push out crooked politicians and pave the way for more private acquisitions. But, enough about the history lesson already. Now, 30 years later Jizz City is ranked #5 as the cleanest, safest, and most profitable city in the Union.
For those unfamiliar with the story, federal and local governments finally gave up on the two cities and put the land up for sale. Within a few years later the land was acquired by a privately owned global successor known as Sicko Inc. In fact, after finalizing the sale, other great traditional cities used the same manner to exit the Union.
Before long Sicko Inc. gobbled up 85% of these former cities which helped push out crooked politicians and pave the way for more private acquisitions. But, enough about the history lesson already. Now, 30 years later Jizz City is ranked #5 as the cleanest, safest, and most profitable city in the Union.
After making controlled prostitution legal within city limits, most if not all illegal activities in the city ceased to exist. This
cut back cost on law enforcement and instead provided jobs for the cities troubled youth.
gigi gets the job!
Gigi Scott the daughter of Willard Scott
sits looking happy, strong, and a little horny as she takes her new job as the Governor of the retirement community known as "The Villajizz". She was appointed
to the position by Sicko himself who said, "Gigi will make a big impact on the community and will be a proud servant of our GREAT Union."
The only thing left glimmering in the former sunshine state is the largely populated retirement community known as "The Villajizz". Spanning over 200 miles
south of what was once known as Central Florida, is now home to some 6,000 retirees who were quick to claim the land once it landed on the free market. Then
came the whopping $286 billion dollar contribution from Sicko Inc. to help out those retiree and construct an all exclusive marvel metropolis of beach, sun, and fun.
Now, Gigi a former Showcase Lounge dancer will serve the community as Governor.
IN MEMORY OF....
"ONE OF THE GREATS!"
Comedian and serial groper Neel Smitz from movies such as "Let's Fuck!" and "Dick of Death" nearly passed away in his Hillsherri home.
His girlfriend Brandi was almost certain he finally kicked the bucket, while on top of him at the time. Neel was quick to report,
"The 50 year age gap between me and Brandi is challenging at times, but it isn't anything I can't handle."
